Boogers
Occasionally I throw in a poem that’s on the humorous side.
Just to keep things from getting dull as I take this little ride.
I try to keep it as truthful as possible even if it sheds bad light,
And makes me look a little crazy and perhaps not too bright. Continue reading
Just A Jawing
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Sometimes we just have to write about things a little bit gross,
To tell the story of somethings about which we never do boast.
This poem hits on some of those things to prepare you for later,
You may read them with care or just say “See You Later Alligator.” Continue reading
The Moon In The Man
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I wrote down a title just to see if I could write a poem to fit it.
With just a little thought, I came up with this before I did quit,
It may not have flowed exactly as I thought it should when read,
But I think it’s not too bad being right off the top of my head. Continue reading
I don’t know what you all think about cutting the cheese now,
But it is a natural thing that we all do after we eat some chow,
It’s not a subject some people want to hear too much about,
So I’ll make this poem short so I just won’t gross you all out. Continue reading
Old Dad had some very unusual tastes in the foods he did eat,
This poem reviews some of his strange tastes so very off beat.
I could tolerate some of the foods that he put in his mouth.
Others I assure you, I would not even keep in my own house. Continue reading
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I thought about what the four individual fingers are for a little bit and the following story relays a few of my thoughts.
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Recently, there was some information published about the McRib that indicated the McRib sandwich meat from McDonalds might contain lips, eyelids, assholes, hog jaw and the like. I didn’t really care too much about what they were saying because I have always liked the McRib. Here’s a little of my history with the McRiib.
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Sometimes watching television shows gets me to thinking about the subject matter of the show and I have some thoughts that are a little wild. The story today discusses one show in particular that gave me some ideas about lips. Continue reading
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There are a few things that we do over our life times that really make us miserable for a while. Fortunately, most of them are short time events and we recover quickly. Here are a few of my misery makers. Continue reading
Sometimes we wander into a situation that haunts us for months afterward. This is what happened to Pam and I shortly after we were married. Continue reading