Earp

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This is not about Wyatt, that wild and wooly marshal.
It’s about those stomach contents coming up to fall.
We all have to expel that barf at one time or another,
So I’ll review my experiences with barf for all others. Continue reading →

Blistering Pain

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When I was about 48 years of age, a middle aged man,
I had a rash under my arm that I itched with my hand,
That rash just kept getting worse causing me much pain,
And I just kept scratching that itch over and over again. Continue reading →

Weird Willy

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At times, I get a wild hair up my mass and write strange things,
About whatever weird wild subject my old memory does bring.
I guess these weird things are inside all of us just wanting out.
So I planted the seeds and just let all my weird things sprout. Continue reading →

Nonsense

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Old men sometimes feel like being a little wild and crazy too,
So here’s a little bit of pure old country “nonsense” just for you.
You won’t be able to follow the logic to well as you read on along,
Because there is no logic at all to this little poetic rhyming song. Continue reading →

Lady Motion Interpretation

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This old man’s lady motion interpretation is likely always wrong,
But it’s fun to speculate from my experience from my life so long..
So don’t take this too seriously as I made it all up as I went along.
And the characters are fictitious except the old woman so strong. Continue reading →

The Boogie Man

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When I was a young lad, everyone always told me like rats,
The big bad “Boogie Man” was going to “Get Me” if I did that.
I didn’t know this “Boogie Man”, but my imagination went wild,
And a scary monster was born in the mind of this young child. Continue reading →

Dog Doody

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When we lived in Arroyo Verde at Fritch, Texas out in the boonies,
There was a bird dog that used my yard as a potty like a looney.
Dropping a load there each day when his owner let him out to run.
This poem relates an experience I had there that was no fun. Continue reading →

Bad Habits

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Going through life, I have run across people with bad habits.
Nothing really too bad, but sometimes it was annoying to see it.
I know that I have done some things that bothers others some too,
If that were the case, I apologize to them now, that’s all I can do. Continue reading →

Things That Irritate Me

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These are just a few of the things that raise my blood pressure,
Perhaps, I’m sensitive and should seek things that give pleasure.
But I guess being an old guy reduces my tolerance a bit too much.
Some of those irritants can be avoided, others seek your touch. Continue reading →

The Engineer In Me

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An engineer looks for short cuts to get an answer fast.
To give preliminary direction to proceed that’s not vast.
This poem is an example of things engineers get asked
To provide an answer to get things moving ahead fast. Continue reading →