Strange Toons

 

 

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I’ve drawn a few more Bighead toons looking a bit strange,
As I was needing to alter my toons some for a change,
To get a little different type character on my drawing pad,
To help me stay happy and take away all of my sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Strange Toons

 

 

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“Pin Head” is in the Boy Scouts Of America so true,
Who trapped a squirrel to make a good squirrel stew.
I’ll tell you now that he is certainly my kind of young man,
Helping to reduce the squirrel count across our great land.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Shocker” is a brand new action hero character Bighead toon,
That popped out of my head onto my pad about noon,
With his Hawk’s head helmet looking so very fierce,
And his lightning bolt weapon delivering a shocking pierce.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Ping Pong Paul” is a champion with a very hard serve,
With so much English making the ball to the left swerve,
So his challengers rarely ever even hit the small ball,
And he then whips them without hardly moving at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Bucky Boy” is a swordsman using a “Buck Blade”.
Constructed in many layers of steel all hand made.
Who wears a red steel helmet with a point on the top,
To protect his head from a hard opponent head bop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Jose Hermanez” is an astronaut for the USA’s program,
Wearing the latest fashion looking like a real hip spaceman.
As he greets those strange aliens way out in space,
Thinking “why did I ever come to this terrible place.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Buffalo Head” is an Apache Indian looking kind of mean,
With a deer antler handled knife sharpened so keen,
Ready to scalp those white men that invaded his land,
With the scalp of a buffalo on the head of that red man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Johnny” is a catcher that used to play for the Reds.
That rarely ever did sit on the “Bench” that he did dread,
I watched this guy play ball for a lot of long years,
And he was one of the best catchers ever, as I did cheer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Little Devil” is a young boy in a mean looking wood mask,
Out trick or treating for goodies as his only days task.
Just as happy as can be with a big smile you can’t see,
As he cant wait to get home and eat all of his candy,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“The Jock” is a horse jockey that bought a new whip,
Anxious to try it out before in the saddle he does get.
So he’s found a big brown horses butt to pop one time,
But he could get a bad hoof kick standing there behind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Joe Bob has just poured himself a big glass of red wine,
To drink with his fine dinner of roast duck so divine,
And he has made Tres Leches for his desert so tasty,
But it looks like he should be watching those calories.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for reading Strange Toons,
Bill