Some Dreaded Things

 

 

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There are some things in my life that I really did dread,
So I worked hard to avoid them as for mercy I plead.
So when it looked like one of those things was to come,
I used every bit of my talent, that thing to then shun.

 

Cutsie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Some Dreaded Things

 

 

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What are these things that I dreaded so much then?,
Most of them involved the butthole of a very young man.
That dealt me lots of pain and misery when they occurred,
Leaving me feeling like a horse rode hard and spurred.

Kitty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When I was a young boy not feeling to good inside,
Because I could not do number 2 on my pot ride.
My Mom would get out the dreaded red enema tube,
And stick it up my bum with some Vasoline as lube.

Scout

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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She would squirt some warm liquid inside me just right,
And set me on the pot with my pucker string real tight.
In a minute or two my butthole did have a big blowout,
Blowing all that nasty stuff inside me right on out.

Frodo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When I was 5, my Mom told me I had to go for surgery.
She told me they would cut the tonsils right out of me.
I didn’t like the idea of anyone cutting on me that day,
So I told her I would just stay there at home and play.

Roscoe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The next day in the hospital after tonsil removal so rad,
My throat was very sore like the strep throat I had had.
Then Mom brought me a chocolate malt to drink,
And I didn’t feel near as bad as at first I did think.

Monet‘

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When in the 7th grade, I went out for Phillips football team.
They told me I had to go to the doctor as a new teen,
To get a physical to make sure I was as healthy as I look.
So Mom got me an appointment with our Dr. Brooks.

Ralph

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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He did all the physical stuff and I thought I was done then,
Then he put on a pair of rubber gloves with a big grin.
He greased up his right index finger making me pucker,
As he said “okay drop your under pants down, you sucker.”

Leo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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He then said “bend over and grab your ankles now,”
I gritted my teeth thinking “I’ve got to get out of this somehow.”
Then his finger hit my bung hole paralyzing my body,
As the huge finger plunged deeper as I was feeling so shoddy.

Sage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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He started feeling all around in there giving me big pain,
As I thought “I’ll never let another doctor do this again.”
After what seemed like hours of feeling around in me.
He said “Okay Billy Ray, you are as fit as a boy can be.”

Tuffy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I left his office wondering why I had been reamed out,
Causing me so much pain and misery there is no doubt.
The pain went away soon, but the humility remained,
As I just don’t like fingers in my asshole getting stained.

Beejay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for reading Some Dreaded Things,
Bill