Honky Tonkin’ With Hawg Jaw
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Just because you’re old and over the hill on the back side,
You don’t have to stop living, so take one more little ride,
With old Hawg Jaw out there honky tonkin’ on the town.
So let’s you and me have more fun before we go down.
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Honky Tonkin’ With Hawg Jaw
Fill a cooler with your favorite beer to get it ice cold,
You’re going to honky tonk tonight like the days of old.
To the best honky tonk music you’ve ever heard before,
So grab a beer now to get primed unless you’re a bore.
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Bud Light works well for the honky tonk beer.
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I have made you a playlist of the best honky tonk tunes,
So you can build it on your own device this day in June.
As you get it loaded and ready to go, chug 3 more beers,
To get you in the mood for a honky tonk night with no fear.
Here I am drunk again. Moe Bandy
Wine me up. Faron Young
Dim lights, thick smoke. Vern Gisdin
Swinging Doors Merle Haggard
Pass The booze. Ernest Tubb
Because it’s you. Wanda Jackson
A girl I used to know. George Jones
Crazy Arms. Ray Price
Pop a top. Jim Ed Brown
Honky Tonk Blues Hank Williams Sr
To see an angel cry. Conway Twitty
Honky Tonk girl Hank Thompson
Your Lying blue eyes. John Anderson
Country Club. Travis Tritt
Living on love. Allan Jackson
Let’s fall to pieces. George Straight
Two Piña Coladas . Garth Brooks
Killing time. Clint Black
Yard Sale. Sammy Kershaw
Next in line. Patty Loveless
Drinking thing. Gary Stewart
Thinkin problem David Ball
Fraulien Bobby Helms
Hiding Out. Patsy Cline
My second home. Tracy Lawrence
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Now that you have your tonker songs all ready to go,
Turn on that music loud and get that feeling I do love so,
While the music makes you feel good to your very soul.
Get lost in the sounds as the honky tonk music does flow.
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There nothing more self soothing than singing that song,
“Dim Lights, Thick Smoke, and Loud, Loud Music” along
With Vern Gosdin as he put his soul in that country tune,
So let it all out feeling like you are about to hang the moon.
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Vern Gosdin known as the “voice” had that honky tonk soul..
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By now you should be singing along loud and so clear,
Feeling the loud music while drinking that ice cold beer.
You have likely chugged a full six pack and wanting more,
And you feel like hitting that honky tonk hard wood floor.
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Go to the bedroom and get out that beaver Stetson hat,
And put on those wranglers, boots,and stuff like that,
As you’re about ready to let that old cowboy out again
Feeling like tonkin’ one more time while you still can
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Your Cowboy will be out soon.
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So grab the old woman to drive you to that watering hole,
So you can kick up your heels and holler loud as you roll.
Two stepping counter clockwise around that dance floor,
Showing the young people how we danced once before.
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Check out that old man cutting a rug back there.
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I know we can’t last near as long as when we were young,
But don’t let them see you dance when you’re about done,
Just tell the old woman when your legs are about gone,
And get her to take you exhausted on back to your home.
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As you get home, it feels good after a night on the town,
So you take off your cowboy and lay your old body down.
Dreaming of those times when you were so very young,
Closing honky tonks down with dance, not missing a one.
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Dreaming of old times, honky tonkin‘ with the best.
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Give it one more try before you give up and die so old,
And you will feel extremely good for being so very bold,
I’ve now done this a couple of times for some good fun,
Aching the next day, but worth pain derived there from.
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i think I popped a hemorrhoid last night!
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading Honky Tonkin’ With Hawg Jaw,
Bill