Hawg Jaw Bill’s Hall Of Shame

 

There are some groups around that just screw things up good.
They have perhaps been more successful than they should.
This poem investigates those named into my own hall of shame,
And discusses just why they should be feeling some blame.

 

 

 

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Hawg Jaw Bill’s Hall Of Shame

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Recently, Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones lost his star runner,
Demarco Murray to his prime Eastern Division rival, a bummer.
Philadelphia will likely kick Cowboy butt inflicting some pain,
Jerry Jones has recently made Hawg Jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

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CBS cancelled one of my favorite TV shows called “The Mentalist”
This was one of the finest shows of recent years, I can attest.
Simon Baker was great in his consulting role as Patrick Jane.
CBS Network has also made Hawg Jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

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American Voters elected President Obama to a second term,
After he failed so bad at running the country, they didn’t learn.
Things during the second term have been pretty much the same.
American Voters for Obama made Hawg Jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

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My heart doctor advised me not to get a pace maker put in.
Another doctor said I would feel better and it would be a sin
Not to take advantage of the technology and just stay the same,
My heart doctor has now made Hawg Jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Ford place has changed the oil in my RAV4 since it was new,
They left the oil plug loose once and all the oil ran out in a spew.
I was very lucky that major engine damage was not sustained,
And the Ford Place was added to Hawg Jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

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Dealing with AT&T about problems with our U Verse Wi Fi troubles
Led to phone promises that just caused my problems to double,
Everything they promised verbally was never ever obtained,
So AT&T U Verse made it into Hawg Jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

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The U. S. Army sent me to school at Fort Gordon for 19 weeks,
Then assigned me to a unit so I could not use what they did teach.
Spending the money to train me in detail just seemed insane.
So I added the U.S. Army to Hawg jaw Bill’s hall of shame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I guess these groups really don’t care that they’ve been inducted,
Because it’s only Hawg Jaw’s hall of shame with nothing deducted
So they will continue to operate freely completely unaffected.
But at least I’ve got it off my chest and them I’ve verbally rejected.

 

 

 

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By Bill

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Thanks for reading Hawg Jaw Bill’s Hall Of Shame,
Bill