Garage Sale

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We are going to have another garage sale very soon,
I suggested that we start selling along about noon,
But Pam said no, so I guess we start about 8 AM.
So we’re going through rooms one by one as we can.

 

 

 

 

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Garage Sale

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We will pick out stuff that we don’t ever use anymore,
And put it all out there on our double carport floor.
I will make some tables out of that fence I took down,
And stick a couple of signs down the street in town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I will set up a Bluetooth speaker out there on the wall,
And play a little Bob Will’s music right through it all.
Some rock and rollers won’t like the music too much,
But I really don’t care even if they don’t buy my stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I may play a little Ernest Tubb too as I sit there and sell,
Which I know most people think sounds like hell.
If anyone feels like waltzing out there while shopping,
I’ll urge them on even if some shoppers think it’s shocking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I’ll have some old 45 rpm honky tonk records there,
That you usually just can’t find around anywhere.
I’ll have some signed Becky Hobbs 45s there too,
Here in her home town to sell for 2 bucks apiece for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I’ve gone through all my tools I don’t use anymore.
And found that I have nearly all out on the sale floor.
I don’t do much work, so there will be bargains galore.
First come, first serve but not before 8 AM or I’ll roar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I have an old antique shotgun I will sell for 25 dollars,
And some old fishing stuff and some old dog collars.
I’ll put a few old 33 1/3 rpm LPs in a box out there.
And that box of beanies Pam paid so much for, I swear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We will have a lot of old wine racks there for sale,
As I’m not replacing my wine that I buy in the mail.
I will sell my fancy beer glass collection out there too.
As I now don’t drink much beer kind of making me blue.

 

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Now this one may just totally flabbergast your soul,
I’m selling my collection of Playboy Magazines of old.
And they all still have the centerfold inside for you.
For two bucks for these jewels, but no browsing through.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I’ll be selling my Rhythm Aces shirt as it no longer fits,
I guess it’s mostly because of my big flabby tits.
There will be an “I Like it, I Love It”, teeshirt there too.
That bring back some fun times with the Aces crew.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The first garage sale day will be on a Friday morning,
And we may extend until Saturday without any warning.
To sell the rest of our stuff at a much cheaper rate.
So we won’t have to haul it to the Goodwill at a later date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

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Thanks for reading Garage Sale,
Bill