Bill and Pam
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When I was young, I was so wild and carefree,
That I couldn’t see what was happening to me,
Pam was so reserved taking good care of herself,
This poem gives results to our old bodies health.
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Settle down you wild and carefree guy.
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Bill and Pam
There was an old geezer whose name is Bill.
Every single day he swallowed thirteen big pills
To keep his body ticking and rolling right along,
At times those chemicals made him feel so wrong.
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But he badly abused his body when he was young,
Smoking and drinking and eating everything wrong,
That he damaged his insides each day as he jived,
Now he needs those chemicals to keep him alive.
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In the mornings his pee has a very strong smell,
Like a dark yellow liquid brewed up down in hell.
Sometimes when the Doctor adds a new pill,
The new chemical mix upsets Bill and makes him ill.
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So it is important to keep the chemical blend just right,
Or for his very life, old Bill does have to really fight.
So he must keep the correct blend to keep him well,
Or his old damaged body does feel just like hell.
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When you are young and feeling so good in your prime,
Take care of your body and later in life, you will feel fine,
And not need all those expensive chemicals in your life.
Making you happy and free from medicines like my wife.
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There was a little old woman whose name is Pam,
Who took care of her body as a very young ma’am.
So she has been healthy all her life as she rolls along,
I guess that’s why she’s always singing a country song.
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She rarely ever goes to the doctor usually feeling fine,
In her old age ever since she was in her very prime.
I guess she must have taken care of her body well,
As her health has been great and she still looks swell.
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This fine old lady named Pam takes no medicine at all,
Except a green tea vitamin not prescribed but her call.
So she often has to nurse that sick old man called Bill,
Whose body parts keep failing requiring many new pills.
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Pam never drank much and never ever smoked at all,
Always watching her diet to keep thin having a ball.
So I guess she did things right and Bill did them wrong,
So Bill gets to be in pain and Pam sings her happy song.
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It’s hard to believe that so many young people fail,
To take care of their bodies drinking that strong ale,
And smoking cigarettes they know damages bodies,
You won’t feel it now, but as you age you’ll be sorry.
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading Bill and Pam,
Bill