Autumn Toons

 

 

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This time of year when it starting to cool down some,
Some memories stimulate more Bighead toons to be done.
So I get my ink pen and pad and start then to recall.
Some of my weirdest Bighead toons as autumn does fall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Autumn Toons

 

 

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“Duke” is a fine polo player who does shave his head,
So his hair won’t get in his eyes playing polo as he led,
Smacking that little ball around out there in the field,
With last nights bad hangover not yet fully healed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Round Man” is a toon I have recalled in the past,
I think maybe because I see that guy often as I pass,
That mirror in the bedroom every morning of everyday,
With flabby tits and a round tummy that often do sway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Big Al” is an Easy Rider Biker looking kind of mean,
With a new baby that has just arrived on the scene,
As he exchanged his switch blade for a cute baby rattle,
Thinking “times they are a changin'” as he hits the saddle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Corny” has been out to the corn field this morning,
And pulled off a big ear of that corn with no warning,
He has eaten so much of that sweet corn here lately,
That his teeth have turned yellow as he stands so stately.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Painter” has started a project to paint his home,
But it’s easy to see his inexperience as he stands alone,
With no plastic down and the nice clothes he wore.
The room may look much worse than it did before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Jose” from Brazil is shaking a colored gourd maraca,
Keeping beat with that old Spanish tune of “La Cucaracha.”
In a very fancy decorated nice suit looking just great,
And a sombrero of purple with lightning bolts so ornate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Align” is an ugly alien from way out deep in space,
Visiting earth from a far away galaxy unknown place,
Kind of green all over with blue teeth and yellow hair,
With a diet of huge colorful bugs from out there somewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Tommy” is a good fisherman from down Texas way,
With a bit of a hunch back deformity he did display.
But his nice brown kitty often used that high perch,
To ride along on fishing trips sitting there on his shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Clint” was a cowboy who was once hung by the neck,
And survived that day hanging making him a total wreck,
So when he finds a rope with a bad hangman’s noose,
He grabs hold of it with his hand and rips it on loose.

 

 

 

 

 

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“Double Ug” is a domesticated lizard you may fear,
With big sharp teeth, a very long tongue, and pointed ears,
Who has developed a sweet tooth over the years,
Especially for red and white candy canes he won’t share.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for reading Autumn Toons,
Bill