Animal Head Toons
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I tried something new with my toons on this go round,
By putting animal heads on my toon bodies so profound.
I must admit it was fun putting the big animal heads on,
Playing with the colors to get the right blend for each one.
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Animal Head Toons
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My first animal head goes by the name of Pan Thur,
With a black hairy face staring at a big colorful bird.
Black Pan Thur is fixing to chow down on his breakfast,
So I guess that big bird will then be a memory of the past.
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The next toon is Rhino Rick, a real mean looking guy,
Who likes to keep his big horn sharp way up in the sky.
If you agitate him, he will stick that horn in your ass,
So keep your distance or be prepared to run fast.
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The next toon is Hawg Jaw who may be a bit of a bore,
Wait, I guess I was trying to say a Hawg Jawed Boar,
Who loves to drink beer as his big tusk does protrude,
As that hairy tit there on his chest looks so crude.
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Old Tigger is next with his mouth opened up wide,
Fixing to eat that whole rump roast raw, not fried.
It kind of makes you wonder if that roast came from Pooh,
As eating small bears is something Tiggers often do.
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Lizzy is next up with that trade mark collared neck.
These guys ran loose in the Panhandle, what the heck.
He is fixing to consume a live cock roach so yummy,
It looks like that live bug would tickle his tummy.
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Next is old Wolfy hunting on a night with a full moon,
He has just ripped the leg off of a cow in the toon,
As he must be a real were wolf letting out a big howl,
I guess somewhere out there is a three legged cow.
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Next is a toon called Buffalo Bob that I knew well,
Having a strawberry malt while saying Bye Son, do tell.
I still miss old Buffalo Bob from times gone on by,
As we did a lot of things together then on the fly.
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Next we have a toon named Gator drooling just a bit,
As he has a big carp and he’s getting ready to eat it.
I don’t think he’ll skin him or cut off that ugly head,
He will just swallow him right down whole instead.
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Old Bully Boy is trying to get some cowboy revenge,
As he is going on his own cowboy hot branding binge.
Bully Boy has had his old butt branded for the last time,
Take care Cowboys on the range and protect your hinds.
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I drew a toon with the head of a mule called Mule Head,
Who liked to play with toy trains or so he often said,
I think that by now he is surely a twenty train mule.
Wait that didn’t sound right it’s twenty mule train, fool.
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Viper is the next animal head toon with his tongue out,
Tasting that cotton candy that he did love, no doubt.
That pure sugar candy will give him energy galore,
I’m sure old Viper will soon be wanting some more.
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Next toon is Lynx Jinks with tufts of hair on his ears,
He had caught a cottontail rabbit for supper, I fear.
That poor little bunny knows he will be eaten soon.
So he’s calling for help with a squeaky little tune.
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Ape Man has been swinging through the jungle on a tear,
I think he probably knew Tarzan while he was there.
He’s found a big banana somewhere in the trees,
So he will eat out in the “Banana Rama”, if you please.
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Wild Dog has found him a big bare bone he can eat,
But what he really wants is a bone with some meat.
But with all those sharp teeth he has in his mouth,
He can get to the marrow before he heads south.
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Ram Man has found a fine food he really does like,
As he enjoys that hot buttered corn on the spike.
He’s got a big pot of corn there in the pan on the stove,
Maybe that gives him the color in the horns he grows.
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Prong Horn runs free on the prairie near Amarillo,
Jumping fences roaming freely to eat grass on the go.
This particular antelope has a taste for Johnson grass.
As he fixes to dine with perhaps some wine in his glass.
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Looks like Foxy has been into the henhouse again.
I hope it wasn’t Sarah’s hen that he took from the pen.
As he is fixing to have a little raw chicken delight,
I do hope that old fat hen will put up a good fight.
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Dang old Tang has really got a big head with the red,
Hair and that cute little beard topping off his fat head.
He has found a coconut for a shot of that cloudy juice,
And some of that white meat for Tangs sweet tooth.
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Would you look at that, it’s Bullwinkle the moose,
With those big horns and that beard hanging so loose.
He is holding on to Rocket J Squirrel in his left hand,
To keep him from flying everywhere over the land.
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Wait, could it be that I made a mistake on the next toon,
As Ram Bo is the second ram I drew home in my room.
At least Ram Bo has a really big head for us to see,
I hope this doesn’t mean the “First Blood” is from me.
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading Animal Head Toons,
Bill