A Lady I Know

 

 

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There is a lady that I know well from my past years,
Who had a wonderful knack to entertain with no fears,
She was always the star of all our Misque clog shows,
Interacting with all the local celebrities as we did grow.

 

 

 

 

 

We adored the fun action she always created at our show,
So I’ll tell you about of some of these actions on the road.
As Linda was a real pistol acting up always so smoking hot,
With her fun natural interactions that we always loved a lot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Lady I Know

 

 

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While at Taylorsville, Linda was disturbing the peace,
The sheriff and deputy told her that she must cease.
But she kept on acting up so she was arrested then,
And they took her straight to the judge with them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Judge made her swear to tell the truth right then,
Saying “I will tell the truth” as she rose her right hand.
He asked if she was causing a ruckus without fail,
She said “Yes I was”, and they took her on off to jail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Linda thought they were kidding but they put her in jail,
We were all laughing at her and wouldn’t pay her bail.
I think she was about to cry right then, there is no doubt.
But in 10 minutes, the Judge came by and let her out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Out at Allen Ranch one day when we danced there,
Pam and Linda found two mountain men with long hair,
They were getting pretty chummy with those old guys,
I think Linda’s guy had that love gleam in his old eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Down at Fort Gibson Lake one very nice spring day,
Linda found old Barney the Dinosaur out there at play.
She was giving old Barney a kiss on his cheek so round.
And all the other Misque ladies crowded in all around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Up at Coffeeville on one cool day out there in the street,
Pam and Linda ran into cartoon characters so sweet.
Linda is kicking up her knee way up there in the air,
Kind of giving that character next to her a big scare.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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At Sedan, Kansas, before the Yellow Brick Road parade.
Linda was talking doc into a ride with her smile displayed,
But old doc just frowned and said “You’re way too fat,”
“With you aboard, my old horse would break his back.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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But Linda would do anything to keep from walking,
In that long parade, as she stood on the street gawking.
A guy in a golf cart came by, and she sweet talked him,
Smiling big as she rode on away to the parade right then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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After that parade, Linda was feeling so very rested,
So she found her a clown working the area uncontested,
But Linda joined him there and soon had the upper hand,
As she did her thing right out there in his home land.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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At Tulsa’s October Fest in a wild beer drinking crowd,
That were always the best with their yelling so loud,
Linda always acted up with the two MC’s on the floor,
That used her in their show liking the outfits she wore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Linda always did her thing no matter where we did go,
She always upgraded our fine clog exhibition shows.
It was always a pleasure to dance with Linda as a partner,
As she always made it more fun with her nice  leg garter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for reading A Lady I Know,
Bill