Darena Kay

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Since Buffalo Bob has gone on to his home in the glory land,
I have had no one to tease that would not get mad at this old man.
We recently visited with Brenda and Darena Kay in Tulsa town,
And Darena took my teasing well without even a small little frown.

 

 

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Darena Kay

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Darena Kay is now feeling the wrath the Hawg Jaw’s agitation,
Getting the very best of my, all in fun teasing her, imagination.
To start this off, I will show you a picture of Darena Kay acting silly
Wearing her sombrero and her Chichee Bo Fumbee shirt, a real dilly.

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Nice hat there Darena, what’s that say across the schlonskis.

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Now you can see with what I have to content with on my teasing quest,
As she can do some of her own teasing out there with the best.
She read my “Growing Old” blog while we were at the hotel there,
Now she asks if that shriveled thing of mine is any longer, I swear.

 

 

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I asked her how her back side hemorrhoids were doing these days
She told me she didn’t have hemorrhoids so I should go away,
When she got back to Fritch, she passed a little blood she said,
The doctor checked her out and found a you know what so red.

 

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You would look like a sour puss too if the doctor just told you that you had a hemorrhoid.

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Perhaps my teasing power is greater that I had once believed.
But it must be a coincidence that roid is now making her grieve.
Darena got her hair cut off so very short with a masculine look,
I asked her if she was trolling for chicks on this trip she took.

 

 

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She just laughed and said old man I’ve had my time in the saddle,
So unless you have the “hoss” just don’t try to get me rattled.
I think she was referring to that shriveled little thing of mine again.
So I backed off and asked her where she had learned to tease to win.

 

 

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We all went out to the Japanese Hibachi Grill to eat one night.
I took a picture while talking at the grill catching Darena just right
As she picked her nose on the sly hoping no one was looking,
I gave her hell about the photo I took before the chef began cooking.

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.Well would you look at that, Darena’s digging for gold.

 

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On the trip to Tulsa, Darena was navigating for Brenda on the highway.
They took an 80 mile detour out of the way as Darena got lost that day,
I asked her if she had heard of a GPS right there on her android phone,
She said yes, but I don’t know how to use it, so just leave me alone.

 

 

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If you don’t know, Darena Kay is Pam’s sister who we do adore,
We’ve spent lots of time with her in the past, and plan for some more.
The teasing is all in fun and none of us take it seriously for sure,
We just try to enjoy our lives trying hard our old age to endure.

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Okay Bill, you want a teasing war, you got it

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By Bill

 

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Thanks for reading Darena Kay,
Bill