Yucky Me
(Tall Tale)
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Young boys have fun with things like boogers and farts,
I guess to them those yucky things are like real fine art.
I think old men with not too much to do during the day,
Remember those fun times we had then acting that way.
If you have a weak stomach when you read yucky stuff,
Stop right here because you have already read enough.
But likely you are curious now about what you will see,
And you will read on to see that awful side of “Yucky Me”.