Toons With Bigheads

 

 

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I’ve drawn a few more toons with Bigheads this month,
With a few new ideas popping in for this new bunch.
I had a request from my family for one special toon,
So I did my version of “Terminator” looking like a prune.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Toons With Bigheads

 

 

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“Fat X-Terminator” is the first toon I drew this time,
He is incognito with padding under his clothing so fine.
Underneath there is a stealth high alloy medal body,
Mechanized and hard to draw without looking shoddy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Stanley” is an old cowboy stubborn like an old mule,
Being squeezed by the Jolly Green Giant like a fool.
As the Green Giant wants him eat his canned goods.
The cowboy gives up and agrees just like he should.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Doctor Pain” is a sadist that likes to torture his clients,
When he gives shots with that needle, a supergiant.
Acting as if the shot won’t even hurt one little bit.
Then enjoying the show as we yell loud when it hits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Roscoe” is an Irish gentleman from the city of Dublin,
Who is smoking a Yellow Bowl Pipe with kind of a grin.
As he pulls a golden brown Cornish hen from the fire,
Getting ready to eat a fine dinner in his Irish attire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Grooters” is a guy I went to high school with in 1960.
He was on the Crosswalk Safety Guard team with me.
We were real good at escorting kids across the street,
And all the pretty girls thought we were oh so sweet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Orville is a beach bum I saw on a trip to Galveston,
When we took the kids to the beach to have some fun.
This guy could bounce that beach ball up and down,
On his hand, and it never ever did touch the ground.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Chatta” is an American Indian looking angry with wrath,
With his face all painted up like he’s on the war path,
But he is mad because he got his spearhead on at an angle,
And he has to take it apart and fix it so it won’t dangle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Jordan” was a pro basketball player I used to know,
That may have been the best player ever as he did grow.
I watched him often as he played for those Bulls.
As he often did something great to my attention pull.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Audy” was a soldier I knew from World War Two,
Who earned the metal of honor before he was through,
They made a good movie as he played himself well,
And I recall the name of the movie had to do with hell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Hambone” is from Kenai, Alaska way up north of here.
He knows how to dress for the cold weather up there.
But it snows a lot up there during the long cold winter,
And he gets tired of shoveling as the shovel has splinters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for reading Toons With Bigheads,
Bill