Things That Irritate Me
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These are just a few of the things that raise my blood pressure,
Perhaps, I’m sensitive and should seek things that give pleasure.
But I guess being an old guy reduces my tolerance a bit too much.
Some of those irritants can be avoided, others seek your touch.
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Things That Irritate Me
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My worst irritation is that the American people reelected Obama,
After such a poor showing the first term and all that bad karma.
Destroying the economy for all the working class Americans,
By those freebies he gave to the freeloaders who voted for him.
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That TV show that puts naked people in the jungle to survive,
Being eaten up by insects just chewing the hell out of their hides.
Just irritates me trying to understand who wants to watch a show,
Watching people starve and suffer raw naked with no clothes.
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The commercial where Peter Pan makes fun of old people that aged,
Just burns my old wrinkled butt and puts me into a red hot rage.
It makes you want to grab that kid by the leg and pull him down,
And bust his butt with a paddle to change his smirk into a frown.
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When I’ve stood in line 30 minutes to get a good seat at a show,
It irritates me so when ten people come and stand by an old crow,
Two minutes before the door opens letting us in the theater.
Making me want so bad to become a theater line cutter beater.
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When Colonel Sanders passed away, they replaced him for show.
That SNL dude they picked to do the KFC commercials, you know,
Just irritates the hell out of me with his whiny voice and costume,
I would love to throw a big bucket of chicken at him to consume.
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Sometimes when I’m driving down the highway cruising along,
A tail gaiter finally passes me cutting right in front me so wrong.
Then they slow down below the speed I was traveling before,
I then pass them while flipping the bird with the gas on the floor.
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It just aggravates me so to see an elderly person that won’t smile,
They look like they’re pissed off about something all the while.
It makes me think they had a very unhappy time all their life,
But I think they may be mad they have lost their youth and strife.
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It aggravates me to no end that an unmarried lady with 15 children,
Can make more money collecting freebies that a working man can.
They also raise our taxes so we are funding programs they use.
That hand out dollars they do nothing for, let’s all be bums too.
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When you call into a big company like AT&T to solve a bill charge,
They tell you they corrected the problem causing the error so large,
Then you get the bill and it’s still there with a late charge too,
It burns my butt, especially when this was the third time through.
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I guess my little problems are typical for today’s technical world,
So I guess I’ll just hold my temper down and let my toes curl.
Trying not to get angry while holding on to that big old smile,
Although my blood pressure may rise and reduce my time a while.
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading Things That Irritate Me,
Bill