More Hawg Jaw Billericks
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Here’s just a few Billericks with Rhythm Aces starring,
We got along so good dancing together never sparring.
I do these by writing whatever pops right into my head,
I will preserve these memories until the day I’m dead.
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More Hawg Jaw Billericks
There once was a kind of old man named Ellis,
Who built a very lovely back yard wedding trellis,
Where Bryan and Dawn were married back then,
And old Bill played the wedding music for them.
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There once was a kind of old lady named Brenda,
Who was as sweet as that stuff they call Splenda.
She loved her fine family with a love so very stable,
Especially her grandchildren from Bryan and April.
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There once was a kind of old lady named Paula,
That was kind of a hard act for the girls to follow,
As she partied hard and had more fun than all,
Drinking that “Hot Damn” down with one swallow.
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There once was an sort of old man we called Gary,
Who would put a raisin over one tooth so scary.
Looking like he had a missing tooth in the front,
Telling everyone there his name was “Bubba Gump.”
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There once was an old woman we called Paulette,
Who was a really outstanding dancer in all our sets,
She was kind of petite in those days way back then,
So we had to hold her back to our level not being thin.
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There once was an old man that was named Fred,
Who when clogging moved his lips with no words said.
As he danced up a storm never missing a single beat,
I guess he was saying the steps to direct his fast feet.
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There once was a middle aged woman named Kay,
Who was the smallest bull dancing to “Big Balls”, I say.
I have to admit it looked so very funny and strange,
With a no balls bull with a heart shaped ass on the range.
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There once was a middle aged man that was called Rob,
Who danced with ladies in “Hot Red Sweaters” that flop.
He forgot his clog shoes as he ran to the big stage late,
And they still got first place with his tennies looking great.
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There once was an old man that everyone called Bill,
Who wrote a precision competition dance in his hotel.
To a very fast song that was called “Ida Red”, do tell.
But all the dancers called the routine “Ida Red From Hell”
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There was a nice old woman that we all called Pam,
Who was always smiling and as gentle as a little lamb,
She took good care of all the Rhythm Ace cute babies,
As they got kind of rowdy like old dogs with rabies.
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading More Hawg Jaw Billericks,
Bill