Missing Buffalo Bob
We lost our special old Buffalo Bob only a short month ago.
I have been missing him because of our constant contact you know,
This poem touches on some of the many lines we were toeing,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
Missing Buffalo Bob
Before Buffalo Bob had his bout with serious health issues,
I communicated with him on the iCloud with picture misuse.
By sending Bison pictures to him with teasing captions showing,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
Sorry to hear about your hemerrhoids Hawg Jaw, I sent you some of my Preparation H.
I created a special album in iCloud Photo Sharing just for him.
I called it “Buffalo Bob” and I added captions to each of them.
Buffalo Bob loved the attention and I often felt his pride glowing.
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
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You’re right Buffalo Bob, you can see that waitresses schlonskis.
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Buffalo Bob would often add a sharp caption of his own for me,
It was fun for us old codgers to agitate each other you see.
Sometimes he got me good as his wrath upon me he was bestowing.
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
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Hawg Jaw, why do you keep sending me those Bison pictures with the silly captions, I don’t even have any horns.
When old Buffalo Bob’s birthday came around once per year.
I would make him a cartoon birthday card and send it with care.
He loved the cards I made and would call me with his joy flowing,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
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When old Buffalo Bob would meet us in Tulsa for Casino play,
We would eat dinner at the White River Fish Market on one day.
We had a stuffed crab and made it look like a mustache growing,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
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Damn, Buffalo, You’re acting a little crabby today, but your mustache matches your shirt.
It seemed like Buffalo got lost a lot driving around Tulsa town,
I rode him hard when he got lost which often made him frown.
He would just call me a hemorrhoid with my big mouth a blowing,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
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When we went to Borger, to Reds Lounge we would often go.
Buffalo and I would play country tunes, for about $40 or so.
The acid rock listeners would say I guess that we will be going,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a flowing.
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After we sucked down a few pitchers of Bud beer at the bar,
We would get up to do the “Fred Shuffle” dance as if we were stars.
We were 10 feet tall and bullet proof, with our brave guys showing.
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
Get it Buffalo, hammer that Fred Shuffle, I didn’t know you had it in you. Let’s order another pitcher.
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I made Buffalo copies of hundreds of my 80 minute CDs I recorded.
Buffalo listened to the music driving to his Pantex job he reported.
He told me he loved the music and I was very happy this knowing.
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
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Just one of hundreds of Honky Tonk CD’s I shared with Buffalo Bob. The BRS stands for Billy Ray Special. This one is part of a set I made especially for Buffalo Bob.
I also shared all my country Spotify playlists with Buffalo Bob,
He said rather than digging out the songs, my music he did rob.
I said I love to share with you by my music to you throwing,
Me and old Buffalo Bob, we really had a good thing a going.
Sharing my Spotify playlists with Buffalo Bob at the Hard Rock Casino in Catoosa. Hey Buffalo this song “Pass the Booze” by Ernest Tubb is a dandy beer drinking song..
By Bill
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Thanks for reading Missing Buffalo Bob,
Bill