Misques, Behind The Scene
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Many things did go on I have never presented before,
When Misques clog danced on those asphalt floors.
So in this Misque story poem, you will all get to see,
Some of the strange stuff going on behind the scenes.
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Misques, Behind The Scene
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When we danced as “Clogging Mamas” that first night,
I had one hell of a time getting into those red tights,
I bought the husky woman size hoping they’d fit fine,
But I almost got a hernia pulling them over my behind.
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When we first got new outfits, dressing on the fly,
The ladies had to get dressed with the men close by.
Pam is tucking her dress down in between her thighs.
Trying to hide her fluff from all those onlooking guys.
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When in Nowata to dance, the girls dressed in a boot shop,
Right behind a wall of new boot boxes looking so hot.
As they all seem to be perspiring before we did start,
But they look fresh now, later they will look like old farts.
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When our show was over, Linda found a cool place,
Where she could sit and fan her sweaty hot face.
She was hot natured and on those hot summer days,
She worked the audience a lot to cool off as we played.
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When Linda found a cool spot after we danced so free,
She smiled real big and went into state of pure ecstasy.
With her eyes closed looking so very contended there,
With a cold drink in her hand totally relaxed free of all care.
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I often got dressed in our van out there on the street,
As I slipped those coveralls over my shorts, so sweet.
Put on my hat and sat in the front for socks and shoes,
And in about five minutes I was all dressed and through.
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After we did an exhibition out there on that street,
My feet sweated a lot and my socks were wet on my feet.
So I sat right down where I was and removed them quick
Pam brought a plastic bag for my sweaty socks so thick.
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We did a cool routine that was called “Hot Red Sweater,”
The girls loved the routine as their boobs looked better.
We all had a good time and the crowds loved it too,
And we had all the guys attention until we got through.
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One day when we were waiting to perform once more,
Linda found a Mini Misque by the clothes that she wore.
Linda signed her up to clog dance in thirty years or so,
While I stood by the nice looking lady with a warm glow.
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Before we danced out on that street with small rocks,
Danny swept all those rocks off wearing his red socks.
Many times as he played those start up country songs,
The audience applauded his fine sweeping so strong.
Hey Danny, you missed a spot over there.
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After the Pelican Festival dance in Grove one year,
We headed to Pearl and Vern’s lake house so near,
For a deep fried catfish dinner our hosts did prepare,
And Paulette got caught stripping in a picture so clear.
Come on, no pictures while I’m stripping.
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By Bill
Here’s todays Bighead toon.
Thanks for reading Misques, Behind The Scene,
Bill