Lady Motion Interpretation
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This old man’s lady motion interpretation is likely always wrong,
But it’s fun to speculate from my experience from my life so long..
So don’t take this too seriously as I made it all up as I went along.
And the characters are fictitious except the old woman so strong.
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Lady Motion Interpretation
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A lady that walks around with a wide step waddling motion,
Moving kind of slowly never causing any kind of commotion,
Likely has a hemorrhoid or two that she is carefully protecting.
So be very nice to her as her sore butthole is taking a licking.
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A young lady that does a special strut as she moves on the floor,
Likely just won a big Jackpot at the casino wanting some more.
If you see her again and she is walking with her head hung down,
You’ll know she put it all back in and is heading out with a frown.
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If you see a young lady with one of those boob lifter bras so nice,
With her boobs pushed high up and pinched together real tight.
You can bet she’s trying to impress the guys at the party tonight,
And she might go home with you if you play your cards right.
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If you see a pretty young lady sitting alone in a honkytonk bar,
You can bet she’s just aching to two step like a country star.
But be careful when you approach her to ask her to dance, you see,
As she might have a big boy friend returning from a long pee.
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When you see a young lady with rings under both eyes so dark,
And a frown on her face holding her head every time she talks,
You can bet she has a big hangover from her night on the town.
Be careful what you say or she might loudly put you right down.
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A young lady that walks like she’s got a corn cob in her core,
With that stiff legged stroll of hers, she could be just a little sore
From her fun activities with that young man from the night before,
Who was bigger than she thought as they romped on the floor.
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A middle aged single lady walking with that slow sexy hip swing,
Is looking for another man that will get her a new wedding ring.
If her boobs are bouncing too as she moves down the street,
She’s likely hot to trot looking for another place to plant her feet.
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When you see and old woman with an iron frying pan in her hand,
You better get up and run or you might just be a knocked out man.
Don’t stop running until she empties her hand and puts the pan down,
Or you may have to have stitches under a knot so big and round.
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When you hear an old woman snoring sleeping next to you in bed,
Don’t wake her to tell her she’s snoring if you don’t want to be dead,
Just get up slowly and move on along to find you another bed.
Or put in some good ear plugs in your ears on the sides of your head.
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When an old woman says to you “I’m not cooking tonight,”
Don’t argue with her if you don’t want to end up in a big fight.
Just look at her and say “yes dear, where would you like to eat?”
And when she answers, say “yes dear, that would be very sweet.”
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading Lady Motion Interpretation,
Bill