Double Talk

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As young people in Phillips schools, our communications were wild.
Sure we all knew pig latin, but Double Talk had much more style.
This poem just gives a few examples of how double talk looks,
When two people get into a conversation, it really cooks.

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Dolfuble Talfalk

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Ailfa polfoem ilfin dolfuble Talfalk ilfis harlfard tolfu realfeed.
Solfo julfust dolfont worlforry ilfif youlfo julfust dolfont heelfeed.
Mylfy daulfauter Talfamra calfan ulfunderstalfand thilfis tolfo.
Ilfif youlfo walfant tolfo learlfearn thilfis lelfet herlfur tealfeach youlfo.

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( the above double talk verse translates as follows:)

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“Double Talk

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A poem in Double Talk is hard to read.
So just don’t worry if you just don’t heed.
My daughter Tamara can understand this too,
If you want to learn this, let her teach you.”

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Welfe sailfed worlfurds lilfike chillficken shilfit,
Solfo thelfe tealfeatures woulfood nolfot ulfunderstalfand ilfit.
Ilfit walfuzz Solfo mulfuch fulfun welfee dilfid cralfack ulfup.
Alfand thelfe tealfeatures nelfever dilfid pilfick ilfit ulfup.

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( verse translation)

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“We said words like chicken shit,
So the teachers would not understand it.
It was so much fun we did crack up.
And the teachers never did pick it up.”

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Silfence ilfy lelfeft highlfy scolfool, ilfy nelfever hearfurd itlfit ailfagilfin.
Solfo ilfy guelfess ilfit walfuzz lolfost forlforelfever ilfits ailfa silfin.
Worlfurds lilfike dalfamilfit alfand bulfull shilfit wolfont belfee hearlfurd,
Ilfits ailfa shalfame therlfare wolfont belfee nolfo morlfore dolfuble worlfurds.

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( verse translation)

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“Since I left high school, I never heard it again,
So I guess it was lost forever, it’s a sin,
Words like damnit and bull shit won’t be heard,
It’s a shame there won’t be no more double words.”

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Nolfowl thalfat youlfo halfave ilfit plealfese sprealfed ilfit ailfaroulfond,
Solfo welfee canfan gelfit thilfis stalfarted alfand relfeeboulfound.
Ilfy knolfo thelfe tealfeatures wilfill julfust golfo cralfazy.
Youlfo calfan talfalk thelfee lalfangulfage alfand kelfeep thelfem halfazy.

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( verse translation)

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“Now that you have it, please spread it around,
So we can get this started and rebound,
I know the teachers will just go crazy,
You can talk the language and keep them hazy.”

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Bylfy Bilfill.

 

 

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The spell corrector went stark raving mad when I was doing this,
I hope I picked up all the unwanted corrections.

 

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Thanks for reading Double Talk

Bill