Companies A Coming
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Out of the blue we got a call companies a coming to see us here,
We will be so happy to see familiar family faces that is clear.
This poem results from this great news this morning before noon,
They will be here tomorrow evening and we’ll be singing a tune.
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Companies A Coming
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We just got a call that companies a coming to see us this weekend,
Brenda and Darena are loading into the Jeep and heading on in.
We’re going to kill the old red rooster for chicken and dumplings,
As this is such special company that are such very sweet things.
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Our lives will be so spiced up by these two ladies so very fine,
Because they’re both wild wild women looking for a good time.
We’ll cook up some good things to eat while they do visit us,
And play a few games that will sometimes make them cuss.
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Brenda has lost 270 pounds in the last two years of her life.
That’s equivalent to losing a whole me without too much strife.
This new lady is full of energy and looking for fun all of the time,
At the young age of 76, this old chick is now looking so fine.
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Darena has finally been able to shed all her painful hemorrhoids,
Now she’s getting around so good and doesn’t look so annoyed.
If she should have a relapse while she is visiting here this week,
I have Preparation H and a donut pillow to cool off her cheeks.
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We will talk about old times generating lots of big old laughs,
And some of our old surgeries and those serious artery grafts,
There are lots of memories of Buffalo Bob we’ll discuss with tears,
About those trips to the mountain cabin through out the years.
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We will search high and wide to find Brenda a Bingo hall to play,
For one of those fun trips we can watch her so happy and gay.
If she should by chance hit a bingo while playing her many cards,
The shit will hit the fan and Brenda will be floating in the stars.
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The fantastic four will likely hit a casino or two during the trip,
Looking for that Jackpot as we play those VGT slots for hits.
When Brenda gets a big hit, the whole casino knows real quick,
As she will be screaming and hollering loud laying it on so thick.
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This visit will be fun for us old codgers looking for a change of habits,
We will have a big ball running around like wrinkled old rabbits.
So if you see us there somewhere cool having fun just a joking,
You better get on out of our way as we will all four will be smoking.
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Pam’s fixing a chocolate cake and a cherry cream pie so sweet,
To get us started on Friday when they get here and we do meet.
We’ll cook a big southern ham with fried potatoes on the side,
That will be ready for them to sit and eat when they first do arrive.
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Pam’s been buzzing around all day since she got the good news,
Like old Rip Van Winkle when he woke up from his long snooze.
She’s as happy as a big tick sucking blood from a scrotum,
Since she got the news companies a coming here to play some.
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By Bill
Thanks for reading Companies A Coming,
Bill