Brenda

If old Hawg Jaw Bill writes a poem about you, you are indeed a very special person to him. This blog presents a poem about one such person enjoying their favorite pastime. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

Brenda

 

Brenda is my sister in-law married to my wife’s brother Buffalo Bob. Over the years, we have  been very close. We dearly love her and we get together and visit every time we can. She is the character of all characters and has fun no matter what she does. Brenda will do any thing for you and she’s often the protector of the less fortunate many times giving her time and money to help them. She dearly loves to play Bingo and she plays every time she gets a chance. We go with her every time we can, because she makes it so much fun. For her this birthday this year, I wrote a poem for her that I would like to share with you. The poem follows:

 

“Bingo” Brenda

 

Brenda is lady who enjoys playing Bingo,
She sits by big black mamas who love her so.
They say “you go girl, yo loves to have fun”,
And Brenda then hollers, I missed it by one!

 

Brenda gets there early and buys two of all sets!
She prefers to dob and splash that ink on her tits,
When she gets close to a bingo she gets real tense,
But when someone calls bingo she looses her sense!

 

When she finally does get a bingo on her card,
She screams so loud it makes you pucker real hard!
And Brenda gets about as happy as she can be,
Indeed, sometimes she has to run to the bathroom to pee!

 

She knows all the good players by their first name,
She will tell you a lot about them as they play the game!
There’s Big Mama, Little Sue, Betty Blue and many more.
She knows just about everyone there on the floor!

 

Brenda buys extra games from the floor sellers there.
She knows all the patterns but doesn’t really care
Whether it’s four corners, a single, or a blackout,
Just as long as she plays and is not sitting out!

 

We all enjoy playing the game of Bingo when Brenda plays,
Makes us feel so really good and it makes our day,
Especially when we can hear her so loudly say,
“Bingo, Bingo” bring my money and make me so gay!

 

Recently Brenda has lost a lot of her weight,
She has a lot more energy and feels so right.
Looking forward to seeing her in her pink tights,
It will make the Bingo hall seem oh so bright.

 

By Bill,

We love ya Brenda, can’t wait to see you in those pink tights.

I asked Brenda to do something interesting for the picture and this is what she came up with.

 Brenda said this is what I’m going to look like after I loose all my weight. So far she’s lost 157 pounds since  this picture was taken. Way to go girl.

Thank you for reading Brenda,

Hawg Jaw Bill