Booger In The Soup

 

 

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We eat out at restaurants, usually once each day,
I have often wondered if the cooks sometimes did play,
And drop a booger into the soup that they cook there.
How would we even know as we ate our soup with care?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Booger In The Soup

 

 

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If some deranged cook did drop a boogie in the soup,
It  would just mingle in with the chunks in that group.
And would likely not be detectable at all then to us,
So how would we even know then to make a big fuss?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That booger would not add any special taste in there,
Except for adding just a tiny bit more salt, I do fear.
So again there is no way to tell a booger is in the soup,
As you can’t see it or taste it there in all of that goop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I’ve noticed over the years as I have looked on around,
That some kids eat boogers from their nose on down,
And it never seems to harm them in any special way,
So I guess ingesting boogers must surely then be okay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Boogers are dried snot that filter bad stuff from air,
As we breathe through our nose filled with small hairs,
So with bad stuff and maybe even small hairs in them,
They sure don’t sound like very appetizing little gems.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I guess we could always get that clear soup at hibachi grill,
But it even has some chunks of mushroom for its fill.
So a booger may look like a small chunk of mushroom,
Floating there in that clear soup for you to consume.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So unless you stick to clear filtered broth for soup,
You will likely never know you ate a booger like a dupe.
While enjoying the good soup taste of the fine potato,
You may have eaten a booger and never would know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It makes me wonder how many soup boogers I did eat,
Enjoying all that good soup over the years so sweet.
I remember a time or two I send cold soup on back,
Probably making the cook mad enough to badly react.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So I think the thing to do now is not to worry anymore.
And pretend that I didn’t eat any boogers back before.
So I guess now I’m sorry I wondered on that fine day,
And probably got you to thinking bad things so gray.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This blog is probably not worth you reading at all,
But if you got this far, try to forget boogers that did fall,
In your soup that you ate up while out having a ball,
That you likely didn’t know about, but it’s your call.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This blog will go in the “Yucky Stuff” Category for sure,
And I will get hollered at by Pam as she is so pure,
But I will recover as I have many times in the past,
But it’ll be a while before I get yucky again with no class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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By Bill

 

 

 

Here’s todays Bighead toon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for reading Booger In The Soup,
Bill