Wondering

Since I retired, I have had more time to just sit and wonder about things that I sometimes just don’t understand. Here are a few of the things I have wondered about. As you will see I am scraping the bottom of the barrel for this story, so it will be my last. Farewell to all.

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Wondering

 

All you people out there try to be smart about the way we dress so I won’t be wondering so much. I like John Wayne’s Philosophy about life. It can also be applied the way people dress today.

 

 

The Duke with his philosophy about life. I’ve been wondering about some of the methods we dress ourselves today. Some of them seem to be on the stupid side. My wonderings follow below.

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I have always wondered why women punish themselves by wearing those very high heeled shoes that make them look like they are standing on their toes. Those have got to be the most uncomfortable shoes in the world. I see them walking on a heel no bigger than a pencil and wobbling along as they walk. If they get off the side walk onto the grass, they sink up to the hilt and have to take their shoes off to get unstuck. Those points tend to slip down in cracks in the concrete and trip the ladies in front of everyone. Walking with the heel elevated way above the toes has got to be a calf killer. I bet it takes a couple of days to recover after a day in those heels. I’ve heard my youngest daughter complain about her feet hurting when wearing those things and yet she still wears them. What am I missing here? They make a lot of nice looking shoes that are comfortable so why punish yourselves?

 

These don’t even look good to me. Ease off on your feet a little for comforts sake. The pain is just not worth it.

 

 

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I was wondering why some young men wear their pants half the way down on their butts with the belt snugged so tight it has to be cutting off their circulation to their legs. Do they really think this looks good? If they didn’t have their shirt tucked into their pants, you could see most of the backside of their underwear. They even have a name for wearing the pants like that. It’s now referred to as “sagging.” Some of them wear loose fat leg shorts with the legs of the shorts down to about the ankles. Why not just wear long pants to begin with? I guess these are just the fads of today. They seem much more radical than those of my younger days.

 

Hey guys this “sagging” look really sucks. I get that the rebel in you drives you to do stupid things, but this just looks nasty.

 

 

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I wonder why some heavy women tend to wear clothes that are way too small for them. In many cases, the tight clothes tend to make them look disgusting. Why not just buy clothes that are plenty large. They look so much better and the larger sizes should be much more comfortable. So why punish yourself and the others around you by wearing clothes that are too small?

 

 

Come on ladies, take a look in the Mirrow before you go out in public looking like this. Buy yourselves some clothes that fit and you’ll feel a lot better about yourselves as well as look a lot better. That metal button in that top left picture looks like it could come flying out of  there like a speeding bullet at any time.

 

 

 

 

Thanks for reading Wondering,
Bill