Hawg Jawcito
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This is a tale of Hawg Jawcito and a chance meeting,
With a young lady called Chakita at the first greeting.
He was excited with this chick who was already married.
But she told him of her sis and the love that she carried.
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I love to tell these tall tales off the top of my old head,
Don’t get excited as there’s no truth in the words I said,
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Hawg Jawcito
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In the Texas Panhandle badlands once lived a desperado,
Who the brave young lawmen in the state all did fear so.
As he was a fierce fighter when his Colt 45s he did hold,
They called this fearless giant of a man, Hawg Jawcito.
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Hawg Jawcito was a hard man that lived off the land,
Shooting rabbits and deer for food like any other man,
Skinning them and making clothes he often did wear.
Then eating their tender meat, this man had no fear.
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One day he saw a fair maiden out there in the woods,
That caught his eye as he was thinking ” she looks so good.”
He walked up behind her thinking he would surprise her,
And she flipped him right over her left pretty little shoulder.
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He landed hard on his buttocks right on the hard ground,
Thinking “well, maybe my future wife I have found.”
He said “oh honey you’ve have stolen my heart away”‘
And I was just wondering if with me you would stay.”
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She said “you’re a mighty handsome tall Texas man,
But you don’t even know what my name is, as here I stand.”
He said “yes I do’ it’s Chakita Chichee Bo Fumbee I do say.”
It’s written there on the front of your shirt in light gray.”
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She said “that’s not my name, you silly big Texas oaf,
Chakita’s my nickname that my husband gave me you dope”
“And Chichee Bo Fumbee means ‘kiss my cute little ass’.”
But I have a sweet sister that has lots of my sweet class.”
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He said “what’s this gal’s name you speak of with sass,
As I’d love to meet her to see if my tests she does pass.”
She said her name is Pamala Ann and I’ll fix you right up.
But you’ll have to promise not to act like a crazy nut.”
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So Hawg Jawcito and Pamala Ann went to a bar in Borger,
And hit it off right away and their true love was in order.
So Hawg Jawcito ask her to marry him as he had an itch.
And they settled down near by in a town called Fritch.
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Soon a new baby was on the way from their true love,
A real angel that was sent down from heaven above.
Wait, I’ve written this poem a time of two way back when,
So I’ll stop right here rather than tell it all once again.
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By Bill
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Thanks for reading Hawg Jawcito,
Bill