The Double Moon

The Double Moon

The Double Moon

Written with my iPad Notes App

Here’s a quote from a not so famous guy named Hawg Jaw Bill:

“When you think of one of those seemingly interesting things that happened in your past, you better write it down or it may be gone forever.”

I just recalled a happening that I want to record on my iPad Notes, so here it is.

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In June of 1996, we had an adult competition clog dance team called Country Rhythm. We were competing at the National Clogging Competition held at Silver Dollar City near Branson, Missouri. We had just completed the competition winning trophies in each of the clog dance categories in which we had entered. We were all happy and decided to go out and celebrate. We ended up at a huge honkytonk. There were four couples on the adventure which were Bill and Pam, Gary and Paula, Ellis and Brenda, and Fred and Paulette. We had dinner there and Gary was hitting the booze pretty hard. A good country band was playing so we two-stepped, drank, and had fun until about midnight. By this time Gary was flying pretty high. We were in Gary and Paula’s Van so Paula drove back to the motel. On the trip back, someone behind us was tailgating us riding right on our bumper. Before we knew what was happening, Gary was at the back window with his pants pulled down and his naked butt pressed against the window mooning the car behind us. The car immediately backed way off. In the meantime, Paula saw what was happening in her rear view mirror and slammed on the brakes. Gary went flying through the van and ended up at the front of the van with his head wedged between the bucket seats. As he got to his knees, he not only mooned everyone in the back seats, but the rest of his equipment was dangling in our faces also. Needless to say, we were all rolling in the floor laughing with the exception of Fred. I could hear Fred saying something like “they can put us all in jail for indecent exposure for mooning that car.” Fortunately, the car behind us had backed off far enough that it didn’t run into us when Paula slammed on her brakes and we made it home safely. We’re made a lot of memories with our clogging friends.

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Ok, it’s not Gary’s butt, but you get the idea.

 

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Our Country Rhythm Clog Dance Team,,I believe this was our Ida Red From Hell clog dance costumes.

 

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“Big Balls In Cowtown” show routine costumes worn by the Country Rhythm Clog dance team.

 

Thanks for reading The Double Moon.
by Hawg Jaw Bill