Last Of The 2017 Toons
This year of 2017 has gone on by so very fast it seems,
As I continue to draw Bighead toons from my stream,
Of old memories that flash in and out of my old mind,
When I sit down at the table to draw from time to time.
Last Of The 2017 Toons
“Norman” is a scruffy looking guy who has found him a lady,
Although he looks kind of rough and maybe just a bit shady.
I wonder if his new girl friend needs to talk to Miss Lulu,
Before accepting that nice big ring and telling him, I do.
“Sonny” is a young man with an electronic helicopter on the fly,
Out in the great outdoors way up in that clear blue sky so high.
He has equipped it with a miniature M-60 army machine gun,
To shoot squirrels as through the big Post Oak trees they run.
“Curly Jack”is a buddy of mine from my time in Vietnam,
Fixing to chow down on a box of C Rations with spam,
While on guard duty at the Artillery Hill Air Section at night.
He has his Winstons strapped there on his helmet so tight.
“Dundee” is a dude I saw in a movie about an Australian man ,
Who has grabbed an Emu by the neck holding tight as he can.
To keep the Emu from running the pants right off of a kangaroo,
While protecting himself from that head and beak some too.
“Santa” is a guy we see around at Christmas time each year,
Who has those rosy red cheeks and is always so full of cheer.
He delivers those fine presents to all the worlds girls and boys,
From a red sled with eight reindeer and a very large bag of toys.
“Robin” is an archer I have often seen roaming Sherwood Forest,
When shooting a bow and arrow, he is known to be the very best.
He hangs around with a very big guy that is known as Little John,
And a bald fat religious guy known as Friar Tuck to everyone.
“Baby Face” is a relative of an old time outlaw named Nelson,
Who is wearing a nice ankle warmer and a diaper with a pin.
Grinning real big with a good old smile on his cute baby face,
Shaking his colorful rattle in a pure white room someplace.
“Hawg Jaw Bill’s cowboy is out sucking on a Lone Star Beer,
Getting primed to go on out to a nice Honkytonk somewhere,
To go two stepping counter clockwise on a hardwood floor,
To Conway Twitty and George Strait songs with Pam once more.
“Kevin” is an Oklahoma City Thunder fan who got his ball,
Autographed by Russell Westbrook after a game last fall.
While wearing one of those fancy Thunder toboggan hats,
Looking so very proud while sporting a very big nose so fat.
“Woody” is a Union soldier wearing a red long underwear top,
Fixing to do some hand to hand sword fighting trying to lop,
Off the head of an angry Confederate soldier in one big swipe,
While trying hard not to get blood on his blue pants yellow stripe.
Thanks for reading Last Of The 2017 Toons,