Author Archives: Hawg Jaw Bill

Spec-5 E-5

 

Spec-5   E-5

 

 

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In Vietnam, I enabled my own promotion to Specialist 5th Class,
By writing my own recommendation for promotion so very fast.
As I was interested in benefits like the NCO club shows and food.
But I also created more responsibility and duty, spoiling my mood.
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Sooner Toons

 

Sooner Toons

 

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I’m still drawing a few Bighead toons along when I feel good,
To keep busy late at night when I don’t sleep as I should.
I’ve drawn over 400 colorized toons with Bigheads so fine,
Some say they have gotten some better over the long time.
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Yucky Me

 

Yucky Me

(Tall Tale)

 

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Young boys have fun with things like boogers and farts,
I guess to them those yucky things are like real fine art.
I think old men with not too much to do during the day,
Remember those fun times we had then acting that way.

 

 

 

If you have a weak stomach when you read yucky stuff,
Stop right here because you have already read enough.
But likely you are curious now about what you will see,
And you will read on to see that awful side of “Yucky Me”.

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Boys Ranch Visit

 

Boys Ranch Visit

 

 

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Boys Ranch is a place in Texas, north and west of Amarillo,
That I visited one time when I was just a boy age 12 or so.
The ranch was started by Cal Farley with help from above,
Taking in troubled boys ages 5 to 18, all needing some love.
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